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Hmm. Should I buy a new TV?
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Or should I buy
one of those massage chairs?
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Ah! Tough life.
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- What are you wearing?
- Mall pants.
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- What kind of pants?
- Mall pants.
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Pants you wear to the mall,
as a sign of respect.
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So why aren't you
wearing a shirt?
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Too much respect.
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It's the mall,
not church.
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Also, I can't afford a shirt.
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I suppose I could buy the TV
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and just go somewhere
for a massage.
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Whoa. Uh-oh.
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My mall pants!
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You know what?
I'm just gonna buy both.
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No mall underwear, huh?
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[theme music]
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Keep the change.
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Eh, what's up, doc?
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Oh, uh, just granting
people's wishes.
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Daffy, you can't steal coins
from the fountain.
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Well, then, where do you
suggest I steal them from?
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I suggest if you need money,
you get a job.
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They're hiring
at the ice cream shop.
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splash
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Give me a job application.
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"Name? Address? Gender?"
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What is this? Soviet Russia?
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Yeah, I don't wanna
work here anyway.
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'Not in that stupid uniform.'
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I'll take a banana split.
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Unh. One scoop vanilla.
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'One scoop chocolate,
one scoop strawberry.'
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Unh. Put the strawberry
in the middle.
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And now, hot fudge.
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Unh! Only on the vanilla
and chocolate.
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Put regular fudge
on the strawberry.
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'Now, some whipped cream.'
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'Hey, hey, hey, hey!'
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Easy. Little more.
Little more.
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Little more only on the vanilla.
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Kind of fill in
that space right there.
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Stop.
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Now, some nuts.
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Unh. No nut dust.
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Now this
is the complicated part.
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No green sprinkles
on the chocolate.
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Yes, green sprinkles
on the strawberry.
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But both no red sprinkles
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except on the vanilla
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which should receive
exclusively
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red sprinkles.
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That'll be $5.85.
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I've only got 16 cents.
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Get the rest from your tip jar.
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Where do you get all your money?
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(Bugs)
I invented
the carrot peeler.
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You invented the carrot peeler?
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Daffy, I've told you
a million times.
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Where do you get all your money?
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I invented the carrot peeler!
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Where do you get all your money?
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I invented the carrot peeler.
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Where do you get all your money?
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I invented the carrot peeler.
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So let me get this straight.
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You invented the carrot peeler,
and now you have enough money
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to buy whatever you want,
whenever you want?
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Inventing something
is the perfect
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get rich quick scheme.
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It's not a scheme.
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Invention is
one percent inspiration
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and 99% perspiration.
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Well, I'm not big on sweating.
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So I'm just gonna cut
to the chase on this one.
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[electrical buzzing]
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How's it comin' in there?
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I did it.
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I invented something
so spectacular
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that every man, woman
and child will wonder
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how they ever survived
without it.
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You know when you want bread
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but you don't want
the whole loaf?
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I call it...Daffy Duck's
equally-sized bread pieces.
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The rest of the world
calls it sliced bread.
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Okay.
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You know after you've gone
to the bathroom
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you sometimes wish
you had something to help you.
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You know, clean up,
like a flushable paper
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product of some sort?
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Daffy, are you tellin' me
that you don't use toilet paper?
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(Daffy)
'Mine was gonna be
called butt paper!'
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Once again, it pays to have
invented the carrot peeler.
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Ahem.
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Oh, sorry.
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They say history repeats itself.
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Well, wouldn't it be amazing
if you could visit the past
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and see what really happened
for yourself?
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Of course, to do this,
there would need to be a device.
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A portal in which your molecular
structure was broken down
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and then reassembled
in the exact same manner.
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You invented a time machine?
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No, but if
there was such a thing
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and you used it a lot
you'd probably need..
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A big box with a handle on it
to carry your stuff.
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A suitcase.
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Everything's been invented.
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Inventing something
is impossible.
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How did you do it?
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Well, first, you have to be
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passionate about something.
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Next.
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I happen to be passionate
about carrots.
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I put all my ideas
into this notebook
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and one of them turned into
a little thing called
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the carrot peeler.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
I have a check to deposit.
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[door opens and shuts]
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Let's see what else
he's got in here.
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[gasps]
An automatic carrot peeler?
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That's the most brilliant idea
Bugs ever had.
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I mean, that's the most
brilliant idea I ever had.
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[laughing]
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(male
'What's so funny?'
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[chuckling]
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[instrumental music]
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You know, I invented that.
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Ooh. I better get home.
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They're delivering
my massage chair.
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Hey! Get your
automatic carrot peeler.
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Excuse me, darling.
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May I interest you in
an automatic carrot peeler?
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I already have a carrot peeler.
It works great.
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Ah-ha, but with my machine
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you could peel carrots
at super speed.
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Leaving more time for you
and your beautiful daughter.
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- He's a boy.
- Yes, of course.
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A strapping, masculine boy.
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You know, my machine
peels hundreds of carrots
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in mere seconds.
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Who wants hundreds of carrots?
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I'm not a rabbit.
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Your son looks like a girl!
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Is that what I think it is?
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Did you steal my plans
for the automatic carrot peeler?
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[chuckles]
Let me explain.
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I, I was young.
I needed the money.
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It's the worst recession
since the great depression.
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Besides, you weren't using it.
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That's because
it's a dumb invention.
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No one but me
eats enough carrots
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to justify the cost
of this thing.
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[laughs]
You should've gone
with butt paper.
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He's right.
No one eats carrots.
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Everyone is eating carrots.
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A new study came out today
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touting their extraordinary
health benefits.
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Oh, the automatic carrot peeler
is flyin' off the shelves.
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I'm not even gonna carry
the old peeler anymore.
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You heard it here, folks.
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Time to toss
that old carrot peeler
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and get the automatic
carrot peeler.
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That doesn't sound
like it's gonna be good
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for my checking account.
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[sighs]
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Um, uh, do you have
any carrot peelers?
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As a matter of fact, I do.
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Oh, no one uses those anymore.
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I meant an automatic
carrot peeler.
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How much for the massage chair?
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[sighs]
Hundred bucks.
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- Is it broken?
- No.
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- Is it stolen?
- I just bought it.
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- Why are you sellin' it?
- Because I'm broke.
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Oh, that's mighty sad.
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I'll give you a dollar.
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[sighs]
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Aren't you gonna
take it with you?
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Nah, I'll leave it in your yard.
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I likes my massages
in the great outdoors.
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[instrumental music]
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[dog barking in distance]
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(Daffy)
'Oh! Ha ha ha.'
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Whoo-hoo-hoo!
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[laughing]
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I'm rich! I'm rich! I'm rich!
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- Daffy!
- I'm..
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Oh, uh..
Hey, what's up?
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Can I talk to you for a second?
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Of course.
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Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
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Ooh! Ha-ha!
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Daffy, I have to sell the house.
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Is this because no one's
buying your carrot peeler?
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Because everyone's buying
my carrot peeler?
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A carrot peeler that I stole
out of your invention notebook?
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Because if it is, I feel like
some of this could be my fault!
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It is your fault!
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- Then let me make it up to you.
- How?
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- I'll buy your house.
- What?
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You were there for me
when I had nothing.
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You took me in
and put a roof over my head.
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I'm going to do
the same thing for you.
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That's what friends are for.
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Nothing will change.
Things will remain quid pro quo.
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You mean status quo.
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[clears throat]
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As long as you live
under my roof
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you don't tell me what I mean.
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I thought you said
nothing would change.
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Under my roof,
you'll watch your tone.
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- I didn't have a tone.
- Ha! My roof!
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[instrumental music]
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Excellent work, Giuseppe.
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How's work
at the ice cream shop?
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It was fine,
until some jerk came in
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and ordered the world's most
complicated banana split!
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Hey, I like what I like.
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Huh. Whoop!
Back on the ladder, Giuseppe!
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You missed a spot.
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Uh-uh-uh. Not on the chair.
It's calfskin.
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'Uh-uh. That's ivory.'
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Well, where am I
supposed to put it?
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Why don't you put it back on
and make us dinner?
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And try not ruining it
like you did breakfast!
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thwap
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I'm sorry you had to
see that, Giuseppe.
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And you wouldn't have,
if you'd been working!
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[dog barking in distance]
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[gasps]
A check! For Daffy.
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Son, you can't live like this.
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What do you mean?
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Guy like you wasn't meant to
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wear an apron and take orders!
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Well, it doesn't look like
I have many options.
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Do I look like
I got a lot of options?
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I'm not smart,
I'm not good-lookin'
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and I'm about 19 inches tall.
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But no one tells me what to do!
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I am the king of my castle!
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Castle's a figure
of speech, son.
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But if it's yours,
and yours alone
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it don't matter
if it's the Taj Mahal
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or a hole in the ground.
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A hole in the ground, huh?
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What are you doing?
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Massage oil,
for the massage chair.
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splash
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[motor rumbling]
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[shrieking]
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[birds chirping]
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My old hole in the ground.
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How did I used to
get into this thing?
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Didn't I have
a ladder or somethin'?
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Maybe it's not a long drop.
259
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[Bugs yelling]
260
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thud
261
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[theme music]
262
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♪ Been thinkin' for a while ♪
263
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♪ There's somethin'
I gotta tell you ♪
264
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Eh, I'm kinda busy.
265
00:12:59,153 --> 00:13:00,321
♪ Been thinkin' that ♪
266
00:13:00,404 --> 00:13:01,572
♪ Our love for each other ♪
267
00:13:01,655 --> 00:13:02,823
♪ Has grown so very strong ♪
268
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Love? Wait..
269
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♪ It's plain to see
we're building ♪
270
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♪ Our worlds together ♪
271
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Uh. Back up for a minute.
272
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♪ I'm lookin'
in your eyes right now ♪
273
00:13:10,498 --> 00:13:12,374
♪ And I can tell
you feel the same ♪
274
00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:13,542
You're choking me!
275
00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:15,503
♪ We are in love ♪
276
00:13:15,586 --> 00:13:17,630
♪ I am so in love today ♪
277
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♪ We are in love ♪
278
00:13:19,798 --> 00:13:22,301
♪ I think I'm gonna run away ♪
279
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♪ We are in love ♪
280
00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:26,931
♪ Did you tap my phone lines? ♪
281
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♪ We are in love ♪
282
00:13:29,058 --> 00:13:31,352
♪ Yes I tapped
your phone line ♪
283
00:13:31,435 --> 00:13:34,688
♪ I won't lie
you're a very pretty lady ♪
284
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Thank you!
285
00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:37,566
♪ But you're crazy crazy crazy ♪
286
00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:39,360
♪ You make me
wanna move to Bolivia ♪
287
00:13:39,443 --> 00:13:40,528
Oh, I'll go with you!
288
00:13:40,611 --> 00:13:41,820
♪ You know I'm thinkin'
I should ♪
289
00:13:41,904 --> 00:13:43,531
♪ Get a restraining order ♪
290
00:13:43,614 --> 00:13:44,949
Those are so hard to enforce.
291
00:13:45,032 --> 00:13:46,408
♪ 'Cause your car
was parked outside ♪
292
00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:48,619
♪ My house
every night this week ♪
293
00:13:48,702 --> 00:13:49,912
Your neighbors are sweet.
294
00:13:49,995 --> 00:13:51,205
♪ You're the reason
that I have ♪
295
00:13:51,288 --> 00:13:52,831
♪ To keep my shades drawn ♪
296
00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:54,291
I'll watch you
through the chimney!
297
00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:56,377
♪ I've installed
an alarm system ♪
298
00:13:56,460 --> 00:13:58,295
♪ With motion beam detectors ♪
299
00:13:58,379 --> 00:13:59,296
I have the code.
300
00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:01,131
♪ We are in love ♪
301
00:14:01,215 --> 00:14:03,425
♪ Gimme just five minutes ♪
302
00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:05,553
♪ We are in love ♪
303
00:14:05,636 --> 00:14:07,972
♪ I think that was
five minutes ♪
304
00:14:08,055 --> 00:14:10,266
♪ We are in love ♪
305
00:14:10,349 --> 00:14:12,685
♪ Did you just
move in with me? ♪
306
00:14:12,768 --> 00:14:14,770
♪ We are in love ♪
307
00:14:14,853 --> 00:14:17,189
♪ Yes I just
moved in with you ♪
308
00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:19,567
♪ We are in love ♪
309
00:14:19,650 --> 00:14:20,859
♪ No ♪
310
00:14:20,943 --> 00:14:27,241
♪ We're n-n-not ♪♪
311
00:14:27,324 --> 00:14:30,077
- That was our first love song!
- Ugh.
312
00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:34,790
My old rabbit hole.
313
00:14:34,873 --> 00:14:38,168
A little dustier
than I remember.
314
00:14:38,252 --> 00:14:39,169
[coughing]
315
00:14:39,253 --> 00:14:41,297
Okay, a lot dustier.
316
00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:43,799
But at least
I'm king of my castle.
317
00:14:43,882 --> 00:14:45,175
This is gonna be great.
318
00:14:45,259 --> 00:14:47,052
I don't need to sell
a million carrot peelers.
319
00:14:47,136 --> 00:14:49,513
I have everything
I need right here.
320
00:14:50,764 --> 00:14:53,559
I've got a chair,
I've got a lamp.
321
00:14:55,102 --> 00:14:56,687
I've got a chair and a lamp.
322
00:14:56,770 --> 00:15:00,691
That's all anyone needs.
I love the forest.
323
00:15:00,774 --> 00:15:03,277
[thunder rumbling]
324
00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:07,489
Uh-oh.
325
00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:17,333
Sale?
Where's the expensive soup?
326
00:15:24,381 --> 00:15:27,301
Ooh. Minestrone.
327
00:15:27,384 --> 00:15:30,054
Sounds fancy.
328
00:15:30,137 --> 00:15:31,680
[crashing]
329
00:15:33,390 --> 00:15:35,851
W-what are you doing with those
automatic carrot peelers?
330
00:15:35,934 --> 00:15:37,436
Taking them off the shelves.
331
00:15:37,519 --> 00:15:41,023
- They're all being recalled.
- What? Why?
332
00:15:41,106 --> 00:15:42,858
Apparently,
they're highly flammable
333
00:15:42,941 --> 00:15:45,069
and extremely dangerous.
334
00:15:45,152 --> 00:15:49,531
That's impossible.
I should know, I'm the inventor.
335
00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:50,949
You invented these things?
336
00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:53,535
I'm going to sue you
for everything you've got.
337
00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:55,579
Hey, everybody,
this jerk's responsible
338
00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:57,456
for the automatic carrot peeler!
339
00:15:57,539 --> 00:15:58,791
[indistinct shouting]
340
00:15:58,874 --> 00:15:59,875
Huh!
341
00:15:59,958 --> 00:16:01,251
[grunting]
342
00:16:05,756 --> 00:16:08,008
I hate the forest!
343
00:16:08,092 --> 00:16:09,259
Huh!
344
00:16:09,343 --> 00:16:11,720
- Bugs!
- Daffy?
345
00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:14,890
I know I've been a terrible
friend, but I need your help!
346
00:16:14,973 --> 00:16:17,643
There's a problem with
the automatic carrot peeler!
347
00:16:17,726 --> 00:16:20,062
Apparently,
it's highly flammable!
348
00:16:20,145 --> 00:16:21,563
That's impossible!
349
00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:25,192
Step 7 of my design
included a cooling system!
350
00:16:25,275 --> 00:16:28,904
Step 7? I knew I shouldn't
have stopped at Step 3!
351
00:16:28,987 --> 00:16:30,489
I just got so sleepy!
352
00:16:30,572 --> 00:16:33,200
Anyway, everyone
wants their money back
353
00:16:33,283 --> 00:16:34,702
but I spent all the money.
354
00:16:34,785 --> 00:16:36,745
And now, they're gonna
take your house!
355
00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:38,664
You mean your house!
356
00:16:38,747 --> 00:16:43,085
I give it back! Just please,
come home and fix everything!
357
00:16:43,168 --> 00:16:46,255
I don't know.
I kind of like it here.
358
00:16:46,338 --> 00:16:50,634
Please! I'm begging you, please!
359
00:16:50,718 --> 00:16:53,178
[bubbling]
360
00:16:53,262 --> 00:16:55,097
I'll take that as a yes.
361
00:16:56,473 --> 00:16:58,600
[thunder rumbling]
362
00:17:00,144 --> 00:17:02,938
You have to do something!
They're gonna level the house!
363
00:17:03,021 --> 00:17:05,232
I'll be right back.
364
00:17:05,315 --> 00:17:06,567
There isn't time!
365
00:17:10,028 --> 00:17:12,030
Take 'er down, boys.
366
00:17:13,574 --> 00:17:15,117
Bugs! Hurry!
367
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:17,244
[dramatic music]
368
00:17:18,203 --> 00:17:20,414
What is it?
369
00:17:20,497 --> 00:17:22,750
A time machine.
370
00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:24,793
I'll go get my suitcase!
371
00:17:26,086 --> 00:17:28,047
[beeping]
372
00:17:29,339 --> 00:17:30,299
swoosh
373
00:17:30,382 --> 00:17:31,592
Wait!
374
00:17:32,968 --> 00:17:35,053
Aah!
375
00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:36,805
No green sprinkles
on the chocolate.
376
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:38,932
'Yes, green sprinkles
on the strawberry.'
377
00:17:39,016 --> 00:17:42,311
But both no red sprinkles,
except on the vanilla
378
00:17:42,394 --> 00:17:45,939
which should receive
exclusively red sprinkles.
379
00:17:47,691 --> 00:17:49,985
That'll be $5.85.
380
00:17:50,068 --> 00:17:51,904
I've only got 16 cents.
381
00:17:54,865 --> 00:17:57,034
Get the rest from your tip jar.
382
00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:59,661
[whirring]
383
00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:01,163
(Bugs)
It's on me.
384
00:18:05,209 --> 00:18:06,627
Where do you get all your money?
385
00:18:06,710 --> 00:18:07,920
Don't worry about it.
386
00:18:08,003 --> 00:18:09,171
Uh, can I borrow 50 bucks?
387
00:18:09,254 --> 00:18:11,298
I need a new pair of mall pants.
388
00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:14,843
[theme music]
389
00:18:19,056 --> 00:18:21,850
[dramatic music]
390
00:18:36,698 --> 00:18:39,493
[intense music]
391
00:18:45,457 --> 00:18:47,626
[whirring]
392
00:18:47,709 --> 00:18:49,211
[beeping]
393
00:18:58,136 --> 00:19:00,097
[beeping]
394
00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:05,811
[crackling]
395
00:19:05,894 --> 00:19:07,104
thud
396
00:19:15,112 --> 00:19:16,905
whirr
397
00:19:17,698 --> 00:19:19,491
[beeping]
398
00:19:22,536 --> 00:19:24,371
[upbeat music]
399
00:19:35,048 --> 00:19:36,258
meep meep
400
00:19:41,513 --> 00:19:43,599
[beeping]
401
00:19:43,682 --> 00:19:45,267
boom
402
00:19:47,477 --> 00:19:48,645
thud
403
00:19:50,188 --> 00:19:51,899
[whirring]
404
00:20:01,825 --> 00:20:04,036
[dramatic music]
405
00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:08,248
[beeping]
406
00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:10,292
thud
407
00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:20,552
swoosh
408
00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:21,803
thud
409
00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:28,060
[speaking in foreign language]
410
00:20:31,104 --> 00:20:33,148
My fellow Neanderthals
411
00:20:33,231 --> 00:20:34,816
I come from the future
412
00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:38,111
to bring you the key
to modern civilization.
413
00:20:40,322 --> 00:20:42,032
Butt paper!
414
00:20:45,285 --> 00:20:47,120
[dramatic music]
415
00:20:54,169 --> 00:20:56,213
[indistinct shouting]
416
00:20:57,297 --> 00:20:59,132
[screaming]
417
00:20:59,216 --> 00:21:00,342
thwap thwap
418
00:21:01,301 --> 00:21:02,719
[theme music]
419
00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:30,247
And that's the end!
420
00:21:30,330 --> 00:21:31,748
[munching]